who loves food??? raise your hand!!!

FOOD... food is good right??
NAY!!! food is BAD... food makes me wanna YACK!...
Icecream, cafe rio, spagetti, saltine crackers... yep... all food.
*insert emotional breakdown here*
I am sad, because I love food, but my pregnant self... not so much.
I look forward to being able to eat again.
I have decided that this is why I get so fat when I am pregnant.
Now stick with me here...
Try starving yourself, (or being bulimic, same difference in my opinion) for 3-4 months, and then suddenly you can eat anything your heart desires...
This is simple math people...
so I might loose 10-20 pounds in the next few months, but I can promise you that I will be packing it all back on. It has happened twice before... I know the drill.
I do not look forward to the fattening up, but like so many other things that have been thrust upon me, I am learning to accept and come to terms.
So... Ice chips for now...
ICE CREAM later... =) I can hardly wait!
I expect lots of *hang in there, and *awww poor nettie comments... mmmkay... ;)
bwahhahahah heee hee hee haaa haa (yep thats crazy laughter... I am totally unstable... I need to be medicated... I am sure of it!)

I think you should sit down...

or maybe I should sit down...

I guess I should let the cat right out of the bag and let you all know that one of these:

is going to be in our near future...

To say that this comes as a surprise is the understatement of the century. However, we are embracing this new change of plans, and hopefully someday will be happy with this turn of events.

Now some of you might be saying.... "well Lynnette, You do know what causes these things don't you? If you didn't want a baby, you should have taken some precautions..." To you I would explain that I had an IUD.... in place and working like a champ until very recently... (my baby just turned 5 you know) And how did said IUD become disfuncional??? well the doctor's ideas are pretty far fetched... so far fetched that I think I will share with you just so you can laugh yourselves into just a slight portion of the hysterics that I am now in...

option #1:

The IUD strings got tangled in with a tampon and was unknowingly removed.

Lynnette's take on option #1:

WHAT THE HELL??? is that really possible? why the hell did nobody warn me about that? I remember the insertion of said IUD and I am pretty sure that I would have felt that little SOB coming out!

AAAACHEEEMMM...

Option #2:

It has traveled to some undetermined location within my body.

Lynnette's reaction to option #2:

Like where??? Your little wand just went on quite the journey if you get my point, and there was no sign of it... does that mean it is in my ribcage??? is my left toe going to suddenly sprout an IUD??? What kind of doctor are you anyway? I would like to see your degree... seriously... go get it.

AAACHHEMMM...

So there you have it folks, don't use tampons with an IUD... your doctor will not warn you... and if for some reason you do decide to get an IUD... make sure it doesn't go on a little vacation or you will find yourself KNOCKED UP!!!

So "JELLY BEAN" as we are so lovingly referring to the little parasite is looking about like this nowadays:

any loving advice on how to deal with an unexpected pregnancy will be much appreciated. And if you so much as think about calling me fat I will kick you really really hard.

Brittany is not thrilled... Drayden and Chantel are very thrilled. Lynnette is having a bit of an episode over the whole thing, and Mitch thinks it is exciting and no big deal... (ahh to be a man, wouldn't it be nice?) due date is late December, to early January...

In other news This is my first post from our new laptop... I pretty much miss my mouse...
Have a lovely day!
~Nettie